Post by MiMM on Jul 14, 2015 9:20:48 GMT
Hello all those in the 'Verse! Networker here, for another edition of GNN. Today, we have-
Greetings. You may not know me, but I know you. I know everything there is to know of you. I know where you live. I know where you work. Your wife's name. What store you shopped at last. Anything I don't know can be figured out within a few hours. You aren't safe from my prying eyes.
What does this mean for you? Nothing, if you're lucky. I don't care about you. You're just another statistic. What I do care about is making money. And I can do that, easily. You see, I'm a businessman. I deal in information. If someone wants to know why you shy away from that Avian restaurant down the road, they come to me. Or, let's say, The Republic wants to know what makes the Miniknog tick... well, let's just say I can tell them. I don't discriminate. Avali, Avian, Hylotl... if they have the money, I can give them what they want. But government secrets isn't all I do.
You need a rifle that can hit a target at 100 meters away? How about a gas bomb, for your little terrorist outing? Something that can glass a planet from orbit, perhaps? Anything that can be bought can be found by me. Narcotics, slaves, whatever you happen to be looking for, I can find someone willing to sell it to you, discretely. All I require is a little coin. It's all you can do for a little bit of security, eh?
I've hijacked the broadcast to send my message the the governments of the universe, and those within. You'll need my services eventually, so why wait? Get on my good side, and maybe I'll charge a bit higher for data on you. But, regardless of what you need, you can find a terminal to get in touch. I'll be waiting... and watching.