Post by gatebees on Jul 7, 2015 22:13:25 GMT
Name: Space, Aliases: Outerspace, the big blueish black thing where all the fireflys get stuck
Crime: none, space is incapable of crime
Info: As an actual void between worlds Space, seems to think is tough shit by refusing to have actual oxygen,
and generally being everything that not space, which is admitly massive and frighttening, But i refuse to let that
hundred billion + year old jackass get my goat and curl my moustache, my attempts to kill space with high octane laser beams
and really sharp knifes has been fruitless, so i'm paying any chump who think they got the stuff in there lungs, that being oxygen
to axe space
Payment: The knowledge you killed space, and a heartly applause from your truly
Client:----
Crime: none, space is incapable of crime
Info: As an actual void between worlds Space, seems to think is tough shit by refusing to have actual oxygen,
and generally being everything that not space, which is admitly massive and frighttening, But i refuse to let that
hundred billion + year old jackass get my goat and curl my moustache, my attempts to kill space with high octane laser beams
and really sharp knifes has been fruitless, so i'm paying any chump who think they got the stuff in there lungs, that being oxygen
to axe space
Payment: The knowledge you killed space, and a heartly applause from your truly
Client:----
